So I have deceided to start blogging in english... the reason is that I have started working on book number two. It is going to take place in Denmark, but I am going to write it in english. The reason for that is that those lousy danish misers didn't buy my last book. I even had a naked blonde and the word "sex" in the title. At least I got good reviews, but I was aiming for shitty reviews and a ton of money. So one week ago I got the blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It made me so happy and proud of myself. Next month BJJ and I have our three year anniversary, and I have loved every minute of it. I remember the first time I went to a gi class. It was in a hot dark basement, and we were told to roll, and we rolled for an hour and a half! My gi was completely drenched with sweat. Then we were told to stand on a line and spank two guys with our belts. It was a promotion. What strange cult had I gotten into? I really like the symbolism of the spanking ritual. Those peo